Recently some quotes struck my mind from a forwared email. It is basically , i think, 100% true , even though described in as afunny way.
See:
- Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine Women can deliver a baby
in One month - Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
- *Onsite Coordinator *is one who thinks single Woman can deliver nine
babies in one month - Client is the one who doesn`t know why he wants a baby
- Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even
if no man and woman are available - Resource Optimization Team thinks they don
t Need a man orll produce a child with zero resources
woman;They - Documentation Team thinks they don
t care whether the child isll just document 9 months.
delivered, they - Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to
produce a baby.And lastly…… - *Tester *is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby
Courtesy: Some Forwared Email